10-27-2013, 03:44 AM
In what comes as a surprise to no one who knows anything about anything, "Doctor" Dick Dooglearse has admitted that his degree is about as reputable as the child porn front he spends his meaningless existence whining on.
The thread was immediately taken down, but I kept a screenshot for posterity that I can attach here later, if it pleases the court. His butt-bumping-bubble-buddies behind the scenes at DI seem to be scrambling to help perpetuate the cover-up, even in the face of a rare act of contrition on the part of The Doogz. As of yet, there is no proof that the... uh... "Ph.D. (sic)" has really been taken away,only time will tell, but I submit that there exists no doubt that the rest of the admission is 100% true.
Bitch Dunglerass on Debris Inflow Wrote:Ph.D. Rescindedsic, sic, and MORE sic to everything in the quote box above.
I hate to announce this, but something's happened that I can't fully explain. It turns out that the
angry posters at DLTruth were right. There was a re-look at some dissertations and it was found that
mine wasn't really written by me. Plus, it turns out that awarding a Ph.D. after just 8 months is
kind of a problem, too. As a result, my Ph.D. has been rescinded. I'm no longer a doctor and
I have to return the diploma. I tried to cover this up for years by keeping people from downloading my
dissertation, but it wasn't enough. And I thought, over time, everyone would just leave the
darn thing alone, but I didn't anticipate such a thorough review. Needless to say,
I'm really embarrassed by all of this and need to lower my profile while I sort this out. There's
nothing I can do about it now, and I don't like what it all means, but they were right. So let me just say
Goodbye.
The thread was immediately taken down, but I kept a screenshot for posterity that I can attach here later, if it pleases the court. His butt-bumping-bubble-buddies behind the scenes at DI seem to be scrambling to help perpetuate the cover-up, even in the face of a rare act of contrition on the part of The Doogz. As of yet, there is no proof that the... uh... "Ph.D. (sic)" has really been taken away,only time will tell, but I submit that there exists no doubt that the rest of the admission is 100% true.