Gollin School of Parenting Grads?

[Don Dresden]

Ham pretends to be an equal opportunity bigot, but he's mostly play-acting.

I suspect that even on his worst day Ham does not refer to Catholics as "papists" or similar slurs, nor would he tolerate those who do.   

Likewise, I believe Ham does not "collaborate" in any way with anti-Christian bigots and civil rights violators, even if for some reason he was desperate to establish credibility in some field in which he otherwise had none.  

And if Ham has kids it's a safe bet they are not perverts and don't make a hobby out of embarrassing their parents with multiple filthy blogs or by posting derogatory photos of them on the internet.

George Gollin is the one who is play-acting, only he is pretending to be a human being.  It's no wonder his own kid ridicules him on the world wide web.  It knows him even better than we do, so it knows what a piece of shit he really is.  It has more of a conscience than he does because it wants to warn the innocent, not exploit them for personal gain the way he does.