10-24-2009, 01:22 PM
Quote:...Hawkins was bludgeoned to death inside his room Wednesday afternoon....Police arrested Quran Jones, 19, who witnesses reported seeing wielding a baseball bat just before university police arrived....
Quran in the dorm with a baseball bat? Damn! I had Jamal in the parking lot with a knife.
Wait a minute...quickly, someone contact Parker Bros. or Milton Bradley! Or Derek Smart. This could be the board game sensation that sweeps the nation. Forget those old fashioned games like Monopoly, Sorry or Clue. Now there's a game that combines the worst of all three, it's...
John Bear's (First Edition)
RA Gold Standard
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DEATH CARTEL!!
RA Gold Standard
DEATH CARTEL!!
Why go in hock for tens of thousands of dollars in government loans that (even if you can find a job) you still won't ever be able to pay back?
Why live in a crowded dorm room with guys named Quran and Tsegay?
Why sit in boring classrooms watching effeminate profs scratching their fat asses, picking their hook noses and sniffing their dank armpits?
Now you can experience all the terrifying mortal peril and spine-tingling suspense of real Regionally Accredited Gold Standard Higher Education right in the comfort of your own living room!
No need to die alone in grotesque agony on the cold floor of some bleak classroom.
Never again get your throat slashed and have your lifeless body stuffed into the wall of some desolate lab.
Thanks to world-renowned genius John Bear, now you can enjoy the very same life-threatening hazards that elite students experience while getting a real "gold standard" college education--but without sacrificing your personal security or your family fortune.
(Caution: May be illegal in some states. In case of trouble John Bear will deny any responsibility. Oregon residents: Unless you are gay, your civil rights may be violated at any time. Washington residents:? Your name, address and social security number will be made public by the attorney general. Texas residents: Local authorities have no clue, will copy Oregon.)