08-15-2011, 03:29 PM
(08-15-2011, 07:55 AM)Yancy Derringer Wrote: The UIUC fall 2011 schedule is out. Illinois taxpayers are still getting that big bang for their bucks in the physics department.I think it would be funny just to sneak into his class and screw around.
$100,000 for one class a semester? As Johnny Rotten said, ever get the feeling you've been cheated?
http://courses.illinois.edu/cis/2011/fal...S/325.html
See Der Sphincter's scratch and sniff show every Monday and Wednesday from 8:30-9:50 in room 144 of Loomis Laboratory.
What, no gay studies, urr, I mean intro to fine arts classes this time around? Probably just too much for Gollin to handle without 15 helpers.
My nephew took a class in Civil Engineering at his school. He had this one asshole instructor who everyone hated. This guy began his first day by lecturing his students: "Listen, I am not your friend, I am not you homie. You are to refer to me as Doctor (whatever), and NOT by my first name or last name. You are not to call me Professor since I am not a full professor..... "
Well some kid in his class, who wore baggy pants and three wrist watches and a backward turned baseball cap stood up when the teacher's back was turned and began mimicking and the class erupted in laughter. The kid sat down before the teacher could turn around.
This same thing happened repeatedly for several weeks until the kid was caught in the act.
The teacher said in an angry voice, "Listen to me young man. You have disrupted this class for the last time. Not only have you failed this class but I will see to it that you never are granted a degree in the school of Engineering."
The kid replied "Suits me fine. I am a business major." And he left.
It turned out this kid was doing a fraternity prank.
"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free."
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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