Has George Gollin Been Suspended from the University of Illinois?
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(08-15-2011, 07:55 AM)Yancy Derringer Wrote: The UIUC fall 2011 schedule is out. Illinois taxpayers are still getting that big bang for their bucks in the physics department. Rolleyes

$100,000 for one class a semester? As Johnny Rotten said, ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

http://courses.illinois.edu/cis/2011/fal...S/325.html
See Der Sphincter's scratch and sniff show every Monday and Wednesday from 8:30-9:50 in room 144 of Loomis Laboratory.

What, no gay studies, urr, I mean intro to fine arts classes this time around? Probably just too much for Gollin to handle without 15 helpers.
I think it would be funny just to sneak into his class and screw around.

My nephew took a class in Civil Engineering at his school. He had this one asshole instructor who everyone hated. This guy began his first day by lecturing his students: "Listen, I am not your friend, I am not you homie. You are to refer to me as Doctor (whatever), and NOT by my first name or last name. You are not to call me Professor since I am not a full professor..... "

Well some kid in his class, who wore baggy pants and three wrist watches and a backward turned baseball cap stood up when the teacher's back was turned and began mimicking and the class erupted in laughter. The kid sat down before the teacher could turn around.

This same thing happened repeatedly for several weeks until the kid was caught in the act.

The teacher said in an angry voice, "Listen to me young man. You have disrupted this class for the last time. Not only have you failed this class but I will see to it that you never are granted a degree in the school of Engineering."

The kid replied "Suits me fine. I am a business major." And he left.

It turned out this kid was doing a fraternity prank. Smile

"None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free."

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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(08-15-2011, 03:29 PM)Virtual Bison Wrote: I think it would be funny just to sneak into his class and screw around.

...It turned out this kid was doing a fraternity prank. Smile

What could a prankster do in Gollum's class that was more ridiculous or disgusting than what Gollum already was doing?

Even if someone took a dump on the podium, people would be so used to seeing Gollum up there scratching his ass and sniffing his armpits they would just assume it was part of the show.
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(08-15-2011, 05:48 PM)Armando?Ramos Wrote: Even if someone took a dump on the podium...they would just assume it was part of the show.

A stinking, vile, disgusting mess? They would just assume it was Gollin.


Does Jesus know something we don't, or does he just have skin in the NCTSI pool?

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(08-23-2011, 03:12 PM)WilliamW Wrote: Does Jesus know something we don't, or does he just have skin in the NCTSI pool?

Just like that damn Jesus, trying to manipulate the odds. He's probably got a C note on Chip or Bear and is trying to push up the payoff. He knows nobody is going to fade Jesus.
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(08-24-2011, 04:19 AM)Don?Dresden Wrote:
(08-23-2011, 03:12 PM)WilliamW Wrote: Does Jesus know something we don't, or does he just have skin in the NCTSI pool?

Just like that damn Jesus, trying to manipulate the odds.? He's probably got a C note on Chip or Bear and is trying to push up the payoff.? He knows nobody is going to fade Jesus.

I think I'd lay money on Bill Huffman. He is old, decrepit, creepy and probably in terrible physical shape. Bear claims to have lost a lot of weight and gotten back in great shape. Granted, he is 75 years-old but we know that he has made and stashed away a bundle through a lifetime of shady business practices. J.B. is probably going to be around for quite a while.

(08-23-2011, 03:12 PM)WilliamW Wrote:
(08-15-2011, 05:48 PM)Armando?Ramos Wrote: Even if someone took a dump on the podium...they would just assume it was part of the show.

A stinking, vile, disgusting mess? They would just assume it was Gollin.


Does Jesus know something we don't, or does he just have skin in the NCTSI pool?

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Doesn't the Jesus depicted look quite a bit like former pro wrestler Lex Luger??

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(09-01-2011, 06:47 AM)Geoff Vankirk Wrote: Doesn't the Jesus depicted look quite a bit like former pro wrestler Lex Luger?

You might be on to something. Has anyone ever seen Jesus and Lex Luger together in the same room?

In a smackdown my money would be on Jesus. I hear he knows some great sleeper holds that Gene LeBell taught him.
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(09-01-2011, 01:34 PM)Armando Ramos Wrote: In a smackdown my money would be on Jesus. I hear he knows some great sleeper holds that Gene LeBell taught him.


This is a true story. One day Jesus was sparring with the apostles. Being an ex-carpenter in the days before power tools, Jesus was very strong in His upper body and so He was just tossing His faithful followers around like rag dolls.

Gene LeBell happened upon the scene and very politely asked Jesus to take it easy on the lads. One thing leads to another and next thing you know a grappling match ensues.

First Jesus tries a crucifix, then a flying cross armbar, followed by an attempted Father Nelson. Gene LeBell puts a sleeper hold on Jesus that leaves Him out cold for three days!

When He arose the first thing Jesus did was ask Judo Gene to teach Him some moves. Since then, Jesus has been Badass of the Month on bullshido.net every month for the last 2000 years.
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