ESB Killer Is Gay Birder
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(09-02-2012, 02:51 PM)Ben Johnson Wrote: I had a Chinese lady remark on my Trans Am many years ago "Only Philippinos drive them" It was me and the Chinese. Never saw a pimp or a cab driver drive one.

When a local Marine base closed several years ago somebody remarked that the main effect would be "fewer Trans Ams wrapped around telephone poles on the weekend."

High CID + Low GVW = FUN!
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Jeffrey Johnson Wrote:[Image: zx12r1.jpg]
This illustration derives itself from an unforgettable exchange I had while filling my Brava with high test just after leaving work. ...Nimbly dismounting her solid red bike, a svelte young woman slipped her helmet off, then shook her blonde hair loose. ...

“Nice bike,” I said.

Half turning my way with her helmet in hand she spoke two words in a soft, throaty voice,” Fast bike”.

“Nice helmet”, I added.

“Expensive helmet”, was her second two word reply, this time with a hint of wariness. I had finished checking my tires and was returning the fuel nozzle to its pump hanger as she walked past to pay at the attendant’s booth.

“Take me for a ride”, was my flirtatious compliment toward her bike and admiration for her riding spirit. She couldn’t have been more than twenty-two at most. Giving me a sidelong glance and the merest wisp of a friendly smile, she spoke her third two word reply, “Not insured”.
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I suspect the conversation probably went more like this:

Nice bike.

As if you would know.

Like my Brava? It's Italian, just like a Ferrari or Lamborghini.

It's a Fiat, you dork. Fix It Again Tony! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha haha ha...
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I am always wary of men over the age of 35 who have lisps...wear bow-ties...don't have a girlfriend,or are unmarried...and like to go "bird-watching"...and wear Birkenstock sandals...(LOL!)...these are serious red flags....
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