Bowzer Doo Wops Gollin
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Just when you thought stalker George Gollin had reached the human limit of bizarre antics he comes up with another one.

We don’t make ‘em up.  Has-been novelty music personality Jon “Bowzer” Bauman brings his tired act to the home of has-been novelty political hack George “Trouser Schnauzer” Gollin to raise money for libtard politicians.  Nothing says "progressive" like a faux fifties greaser.

Quote:— George Gollin, who was defeated by Callis in last spring's 13th Congressional District Democratic primary election, will host a fundraiser for his former opponent Monday in Champaign. The event will be from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. at the Gollin home at 813. W. University Ave., Champaign. Contributions of $2,600 to $100 are suggested. Also at the reception will be Jon "Bowzer" Bauman, formerly of the group Sha Na Na, who has been campaigning for Democratic Senate and congressional candidates this year.
http://www.news-gazette.com/news/local/2...duled.html

It looks like George Gollin has finally recovered from his post-coital depression, after seeing his latest Walter Mitty fantasy obliterated by a girl.  Is it Stockholm syndrome time now as he raises money for his nemesis?  More likely just a variation on the original theme, as he now imagines himself political kingmaker and potentate for the Mercedes Marxist cult. Who is better qualified for that role than a guy who pissed away a half a million bucks on a campaign where he finished third in some counties to a guy who spent nothing?

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George “Trouser Schnauzer” Gollin                                Jon “Bowzer” Bauman
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Bauman is now 67 according to Wikipedia, and is fat, jowly and decrepit.  No doubt that makes him just like the porky, aging hippies who would drop good money to mingle with effete losers like Gollin.

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Old, fat, jowly Jon "Bowzer" Bauman

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Old, haggard, decrepit George "Trouser Schnauzer" Gollin

And BTW, although Sha Na Na was at Woodstock in 1969, Bauman was not in the band then.  He read about it in the paper just like everyone else.  The anachronism (OMG! 50's greasers in front of half a million 60's hippies!) was amusing at the time, but quickly ran its course.  It got like what, a minute in a three hour movie?  So in Bauman you now have not just a passé attempted anachronism, but a poseur passé attempted anachronism.  Which makes him the ideal spokesman for the similarly passé, anachronistic, poseur-riddled libtard causes.

http://woodstock.wikia.com/wiki/Sha_Na_Na#Musicians
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(10-04-2014, 05:25 AM)Winston Smith Wrote: Which makes him the ideal spokesman for the similarly passé, anachronistic, poseur-riddled libtard causes.

Don't forget "hypocrite."  Jon "Bowser" Bauman supports the so-called "Truth in Music Act," which compels any group using the name of a classic group to have at least one of the original members.  Yet Bauman doesn't disclose that he himself is not an original member of Sha Na Na and did not perform at Woodstock.  He replaced Alan Cooper, who sang "At the Hop" in the Woodstock movie.

Just like hypocrite George "Trouser Schnauzer" Gollin, who supports so-called "Diploma Mill" legislation designed to drive small Christian colleges out of business under the pretext of accreditation shortcomings.  Yet Gollin endorsed a candidate who held a diploma mill "degree" from the totally fake Walsingham University. 

Maybe next election Gollin can get Charles Manson to put on a show at his house.  Too bad John Wayne Gacy isn't available or he'd sell out the place.
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Quote:George Gollin, who was defeated by Callis in last spring's 13th Congressional District Democratic primary election, will host a fundraiser for his former opponent Monday in Champaign

As expected, the judge babe got her cute little ass kicked by Rodney Davis in the general election, 122,661 (58.75%) to 86,126 (41.25%).  Rural Illinois voters have no trouble spotting an airhead when they see one.  So now we can anticipate what gay activist George "Sphincter" Gollin's strategy will be to capture the Dim nomination for 2016.  

1.  Gollin will claim that since Callis lost to Davis by a whopping 17 points while three-time loser David Gill lost by only 1287 votes in 2012, this shows that purported male candidates are a better bet.  

2. He will try to prevent Callis from running again by claiming that since he supported her in her run she should stand aside and let him run unopposed.  This will minimize his expenses in the primary and leave a full war chest for the general.

3. Cajole or coerce minor candidates like Green or Bill Byrnes from Bloomington out of the Dim primary, for the same reason.  Gollin knows the only chance he has to win the primary is if nobody is running against him.  As his third place finish to the unfunded Green illustrates, even traditional write-in votes like Mickey Mouse and Jack Mehoff might be enough to overwhelm Gollin and his half million dollar piss-away.

4.  Continue to stalk, threaten and harass anyone who opposes his domestic terrorist activities.
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Herbert Spencer Wrote:Don't forget "hypocrite."  Jon "Bowser" Bauman supports the so-called "Truth in Music Act," which compels any group using the name of a classic group to have at least one of the original members. 


This guy Bowser sure has his finger on the pulse of the issues facing America.  I think the issue of downtown potholes and saving us from the Chubacabra has more relevancy.
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(11-07-2014, 06:14 PM)D00bie Wrote: This guy Bowser sure has his finger on the pulse of the issues facing America.

I don't think that's where he has his finger.  Smile

But you are right, that's a typical libtard in action.  He's a one issue guy who wants the government to protect his special interest from something normal people can deal with by themselves.  In Gollin's case it's those dreadful diploma mills--except the one that his buddy running for Congress claims to have.  Or that ridiculous Betty McCollum, who ran for Congress because her uncoordinated kid fell off the playground equipment.  Government is church for atheists.
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