IL Progtard Maniac Shoots Up GOP Baseball Practice
This guy Cann looks like he might actually have something on the ball.  Wonder why he would sully his good reputation by consorting with the Gollin Crime Family?

Quote:Isaac K. O. Cann
Professor, Microbiology and Institute for Genomic Biology
Deputy Director, Energy Biosciences Institute
University of Illinois
127 West Gregory Drive M/C 630
Urbana, IL  61801
(217) 333-2090

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Biographical Information
• B.Sc (Hons) Animal Sciences, University of Ghana 1986
• M.S. (Rumen Microbiology), Mie University, Japan, 1991
• Ph.D. (Rumen Microbiology), Mie University, Japan, 1994
• Postdoctoral (Anaerobic Microbiology), Department of Animal Sciences, University of Illinois, 1994-1997

Cann is originally from Ghana, so at an American university you would just figure he got the affirmative action discount.  But he earned his masters and doctorate in Japan, which is like affirmative action in reverse.  They don’t much like gaijin in the first place and they have even less use for kurochan.  The fact that he earned not one but two degrees there suggests Cann is either a glutton for punishment or he knows how to adapt to unfamiliar or adverse circumstances.  Give the guy credit for being smart enough to roll like the locals do. 

This would be in distinct contrast to George “Sphincter” Gollin.  Remember when Gollin went to Japan with a big “Carp Buster” logo on the cover of his laptop?  Traditionally, carp are revered in Japan as a symbol of luck, prosperity, and good fortune.  Ten seconds of research would have revealed this, but George Gollin ain’t got time for that.  So, Gollin no doubt ingratiated himself with the locals pretty much the same way he did with the Democrat party, i.e., “absolutely bizarre," "screwball," "cuckoo," "lame," "dishonest," "a joke," "silly," "goofy," "idiotic" "pitiful," "pathetic" and "moron."

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Hey, give unethical George Gollin a break.  At least he put on a clean T-shirt for the big occasion.

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(08-20-2019, 06:09 PM)Dickie Billericay Wrote: [Image: gollinsponsor03.jpg]
Do as you're told, cuckold!

Somebody should tell the missus that a bite from the Oakland Blacksnake can lead to bowleggedness.
(08-24-2019, 03:53 AM)Fort Bragg Wrote: Somebody should tell the missus that a bite from the Oakland Blacksnake can lead to bowleggedness.

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