Gollin Brat "Dies" Stalking
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Is the stalker gene hereditary?  Maybe so, if the antics of the Gollin Breeding Experiment are any indication.  

While participating in an assassination game at leftist cesspool Oberlin College, the admitted lesbian offspring of George Gollin (George D. Gollin, George Dana Gollin) was "killed":

Quote:Obituaries
Obituaries listed in order of death, starting with the most recent.
...
Cordelia Loots-Gollin
Died: Thursday, November 08, 2007
http://assassin.backpackit.com/pub/852223

Seeing daddy George Gollin (George D. Gollin, George Dana Gollin) having so much fun cyberstalking innocent people, the Gollin Brat must have been inspired.  Only difference is at least she can tell the difference between fantasy and reality.  Or so we hope.

Do you think the Lenin Youth will let daddy play?  Probably not; sounds like he's disqualified on at least two counts.  Here's Rule 6:
Quote:Don’t be stupid. Don’t be an asshole. We are the judge of what constitutes stupid and asshole behavior. Do not damage anyone else’s property.

Well, why should he play games when he can fuck up people's lives for real?  Let's hope that none of the victims of The Sphincter's little stalking hobby get confused and start an obituary list of their own.
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#2
Quote:Don’t be stupid. Don’t be an asshole. We are the judge of what constitutes stupid and asshole behavior. Do not damage anyone else’s property.

The verbiage is more in tune with a middle school...
A.A Mole University
B.A London Institute of Applied Research
B.Sc Millard Fillmore
M.A International Institute for Advanced Studies
Ph.D London Institute of Applied Research
Ph.D Millard Fillmore
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#3
Dickie Billericay Wrote:Let's hope that none of the victims of The Sphincter's little stalking hobby get confused and start an obituary list of their own.

You meet the nicest people in federal prisons.  I bet they would love to play too.
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Don Dresden Wrote:You meet the nicest people in federal prisons.  I bet they would love to play too.

You underestimate the genius of George Gollin.  Ordinarily any civilian whose hobby got people all expense paid vacations in Club Fed would be expecting the special "Mussolini treatment" that informees or their friends typically award government informants.  

Clearly he has developed a secret personal force field that makes him immune to the laws of physics.  No vital parts in peril there.  Otherwise, who would be dumb enough to risk it all just to protect someone else's multi-billion dollar endowment?  

[Image: Gollum_ThayThere.jpg]
BEFORE
Personal force field inactive, Gollin vulnerable to attack

[Image: GollumForceField.jpg]
AFTER
Personal force field deployed, Gollin invulnerable
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Quote:Clearly he has developed a secret personal force field that makes him immune to the laws of physics. No vital parts in peril there. Otherwise, who would be dumb enough to risk it all just to protect someone else's multi-billion dollar endowment?

Ward Churchill is another example of what may happen if big brother tires of him.
A.A Mole University
B.A London Institute of Applied Research
B.Sc Millard Fillmore
M.A International Institute for Advanced Studies
Ph.D London Institute of Applied Research
Ph.D Millard Fillmore
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ham Wrote:Ward Churchill is another example of what may happen if big brother tires of him.

Churchill claims he taught terrorists how to make bombs. That should be good enough for a cabinet appointment in the Obamunist administration.
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