Uncle Janko Killed in Car Crash
#41
When his dad was young he looked a lot like young Montgomery Clift. That must be where Janko inherited the gay gene.

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#42
Janko's driving skills definitely suggest Montgomery Clift's.

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But to me the old man looks more like young Charlie Sheen. Losing!

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#43
Is Janko telling lies from the grave? I thought it was a ThD not PhD.

Poor dad, Janko must have been such disappointment. With the gay thing, he had no grandchildren.
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#44
(12-05-2011, 12:52 PM)Ben Johnson Wrote: Is Janko telling lies from the grave? I thought it was a ThD not PhD.

Right you are, Ben. Typical Janko self-aggrandizing lie. From page 1 of Janko's own diss:

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Submitted to the Faculty of Arts
in partial fulfilment of the requirements for the degree of Doctor of Theology
in the Department of Religion Studies
at the
UNIVERSITY OF ZULULAND.
http://196.21.83.35/bitstream/handle/105...Hudson.pdf

Looks like nobody in his family bothered to read it. Who can blame them?

Also note his pretentious use of the English "fulfilment" rather than the American "fulfillment." The self-important wanker apparently forgot his roots were in Detroit and not Kensington.
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#45
(12-04-2011, 07:53 PM)Armando Ramos Wrote: Janko's pappy snuffs it. Or it least the guy he thought was his pappy. I would have guessed the milkman, but without a DNA test who really knows?

Not seeing anything to suggest that Japanese-Negro heritage that Janko liked to tout. Maybe when mom snuffs it we'll get more clues. Yeah, right, like Janko wasn't lying about that the same as everything else.

Imagine dear old dad's disappointment when he passed through the Pearly Gates and started looking for his douchebag son Janko. Sorry pop, he went the other direction. At least he'll be nice and warm this winter. And every winter, spring, summer and fall for all eternity.

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2011-11-13

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Hudson Louis J., November 6, 2011, Age 85. Beloved husband of Kathleen for 57 years. Father of the late John Weaver Hudson, Ph.D. He will be missed by his many friends. Funeral Service Friday (November 18) 10:30 a.m. at A.J. Desmond & Sons Funeral Home, 2600 Crooks Road (between Maple and Big Beaver). Family will receive friends Friday 9:30 a.m. until time of service. Memorial tributes to Hope Evangelical Lutheran Church, 205 Bennett Avenue, Hartford, MI 49057-1133. View obituary and share memories at http://www.DesmondFuneralHome.com
http://deathnotices.michigan.com/view-si...?id=280896

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Louis John Hudson
Born in East St. Louis, IL on Nov. 16, 1925
Departed on Nov. 6, 2011 and resided in Birmingham, MI.

Visitation: Friday, Nov. 18, 2011
Service: Friday, Nov. 18, 2011
Please click on the links above for locations, times, maps, and directions.

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Louis J. Hudson, age 85, died Nov. 6, 2011. He was born in East St. Louis, IL, and moved to the Detroit, MI area in his early teenage years. Louis attended and graduated from Northern High School then entered the Army.

Louis admirably served in the U.S. Army during World War II and the Korean Conflict. He was a corporal, and drove artillery transport trucks during WWII. He was awarded a Korean Service Medal with three Bronze Stars for his service. He was honorably discharged in November, 1951. Louis was a long-time active member of the VFW Post 4162 in Hamtrack, MI

Upon completing his military service, Louis moved back to the Detroit area. He settled in Oak Park, MI where he met his future bride, Kathleen. Louis and Kathleen wed in 1954, and were married for 57 years. After living in Oak Park for about nine years, Louis and Kathleen moved to Birmingham, MI, where they have lived for over 40 years.

Louis ran his own business, Hudson TV Sales and Service. He sold and repaired televisions. The business was first located in Detroit, then re-located to Rochester, MI. His business was very important to him, and he devoted many long hours to its success.

Louis's family, his wife Kathleen and late son, John, were #1 in his life. He always enjoyed a great meal, especially at Peabody's and The Avenue. He also had a sweet spot for Arby's roast beef sandwiches. Louis was a dedicated Detroit Tigers fan, and also had a special talent for different languages. Besides English, he also spoke German and Portuguese.

Louis was the beloved husband of Kathleen for 57 years. Father of the late John Weaver Hudson, Ph.D. He will be missed by his many friends. Funeral Service Friday (November 18) 10:30 a.m. at A.J. Desmond & Sons Funeral Home, 2600 Crooks Road (between Maple & Big Beaver). Family will receive friends Saturday 9:30a.m. until time of service. Memorial Tributes to Hope Evangelical Lutheran Church, 205 Bennett Avenue, Hartford, MI 49075-1133
http://www.desmondfuneralhome.com/_mgxro..._10808.php

Janko's old man seemed kinda normal and I can certainly understand his weakness for Arby's roast beef sandwiches (pretty much the best among the overall shitty fast food marketplace). It doesn't mention anything about temperance or any of that other weird shit that Janko used to drone on about so he probably lead a rather normal life (other than raising Janko). I love how the obit simply states that he moved his TV repair business from Detroit to Rochester, MI. If Janko had written it there would have been a story about how his father barely survived the Detroit riots, bravely tried to rebuild but eventually had to relocate to stay in business.
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#46
(12-08-2011, 07:57 AM)Geoff Vankirk Wrote: Janko's old man seemed kinda normal....

You are right Geoff, the old man seems like a regular guy....Tigers, Arby's, 57 years married..... You have to wonder what trauma set his vile offspring on the path to subhumanism.

Quote:If Janko had written it there would have been a story about how his father barely survived the Detroit riots, bravely tried to rebuild but eventually had to relocate to stay in business.

A pretentious ass like Janko admitting publicly that his progenitor was a mere TV repairman?!? If he had to concede he wasn't like JC himself and born of a virgin, he would make some vague reference to his father's extraordinary contributions to logistics and national security, and perhaps his unparalleled expertise in the works of Tihanyi and Farnsworth.

Kind of funny how the old man returned home unscathed after jockeying a GI truck loaded with explosives all over Korea's dirt rickshaw trails with people shooting at him, while his useless kid managed to kill himself rolling his federalized, Naderized ultra-safe weenymobile on a deserted interstate at 4 AM.
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#47
Janko redux:

Cops: Pantsless Motorist Killed In Crash Was Masturbating While Watching Porn Flick On His Phone

Michigan, 3:40 AM, one-car freeway crash....deja vu all over again!
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#48
Quote:SALEM Oregon State Police troopers used a stun gun to arrest a Halsey man Sunday after a bizarre pursuit along Interstate 5.
Troopers responded to a complaint of an erratic driver about 9:30 a.m. south of Salem.

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A trooper tried to stop the vehicle, which was weaving in the northbound traffic lanes and traveling at speeds that fluctuated between 30 and 80 mph, police said.
At one point, the driver appeared to try to ram a disabled vehicle on the freeway shoulder, police said. The driver also threw a baby’s car seat and several pieces of clothing out of the window as he drove, police said.
With police behind him, the motorist allegedly tried to drive through the freeway’s dirt center median, but became stuck. The driver then got out of the car and took off his shorts, leaving him completely naked, police said.
Police said the man dropped to his knees and screamed while refusing troopers’ directions. To keep the man from running into traffic and to gain compliance, a trooper shot him with a Taser stun gun.

Rolleyes Big Grin
A.A Mole University
B.A London Institute of Applied Research
B.Sc Millard Fillmore
M.A International Institute for Advanced Studies
Ph.D London Institute of Applied Research
Ph.D Millard Fillmore
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