Uncle Janko Killed in Car Crash
#1
Sad 
The word is that Uncle Janko was killed in a car crash today. I wonder if he is raising Hell now. What a shame and a waste of talent.

http://www.heraldpalladium.com/articles/...235091.txt

http://forums.degreeinfo.com/showthread.php?t=29985
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#2
This is really too bad, I had no idea he was a Minister, may he rest in peace!  On the other hand, too bad it was not George Gollin, as many would "jump for joy!"
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#3
I used to like the guy and considered him an internet friend until our opinions diverged a lot and our senses of humour didn't quite mesh. I had one - he didn't? Terrible news.
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#4
We lost one king sized jackass...if that was really him.
I saw too many of these oh-so-sad 'internet passings' that were no more than orchestrated ways to be 'born again' under a different alias.
I think none would behave in real life as these slimebags do online, but since the internet takes up so much of their lives and they behave like warped kapos, good riddance.
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#5
Damn, I had Bear in the dead pool.

In the words of John Cleese at Graham Chapman's funeral:

GOOD RIDDANCE, YOU FREE-LOADING BASTARD!

Quote:Pastor dies in I-94 car crash

Pastor remembered as friendly, knowledegable on church history

Published: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:08 PM EST

HARTFORD - A Hartford church lost its spiritual leader in a car crash Tuesday.

The Rev. John Weaver-Hudson, 50, of Hope Evangelical Lutheran Church died in what police believe was a one-car crash on westbound Interstate 94.

The car was found flipped over in the median of I-94, near the Hartford exit, shortly before 5 a.m., state police from the Paw Paw post reported.

"There were some slippery spots this morning," Sgt. Russ Ammon said. "There could have been some patches of black ice (causing a slide-off). I just don't know."

Police found Weaver-Hudson strapped in with a seat belt inside the upside-down car. He wasn't breathing and could not be resuscitated, Ammon said.

Weaver-Hudson, who was single, had been pastor at Hope Evangelical Lutheran Church for at least eight years, said church Elder Bob Weber.

"He preached The Word very well and from a very conservative viewpoint," Weber said. "He was very good on the history of the church. He was a very knowledgeable man."

Next-door neighbor Ron Ward said, "He was friendly. When we saw him, he was very cordial. He was pretty reserved. I imagine he was dedicated to his church work."

State police are asking for anyone who may have witnessed the crash to call them at the Paw Paw post, 657-5551.

Funeral arrangements are being handled by Calvin Funeral Home in Hartford.

Contact Andrew Lersten at alersten@TheH-P.com.
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And in the words of John Lennon:
Quote:Instant Karma's gonna get you,
Gonna knock you right on the head,
You better get yourself together,
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead,

Instant Karma strikes again, baby!  
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#6
I'm narcoleptic, it's 5 AM and freezing, think I'll go for a drive.  
What could go wrong?
[Image: car_crash.jpg]
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#7
Quote:...what police believe was a one-car crash on westbound Interstate 94.

The guy knew he was a fucking loser and offed himself.  

No kids, no wife, no life except for DD (which is the same as no life at all), surrounded by other fucking losers, degenerates and stalkers, a third-rate job in a fourth-rate venue, no future for you...  

So he wasn't quite as big an obtuse dumb ass as we all thought.  Shrewd self-assessment Janko.  You finally got one right.

Quote:Some car accidents are in fact suicides. This especially applies to single-occupant, single-vehicle accidents. "The automobile lends itself admirably to attempts at self-destruction because of the frequency of its use, the generally accepted inherent hazards of driving, and the fact that it offers the individual an opportunity to imperil or end his life without consciously confronting himself with his suicidal intent"[6].

The real percentage of suicides among car accidents is not reliably known; studies by suicide researchers tell that "vehicular fatalities that are suicides vary from 1.6% to 5%". [7]. Some suicides are misclassified as accidents because suicide must be proven. "It is noteworthy that even when suicide is strongly suspected but a suicide note is not found, the case will be classified 'accident.'"[7]

Some researchers believe that suicides disguised as traffic accidents are far more prevalent than previously thought. One large-scale community survey among suicidal persons provided the following numbers: "Of those who reported planning a suicide, 14.8% (19.1% of male planners and 11.8% of female planners) had conceived to have a motor vehicle “accident”... Of all attempters, 8.3% (13.3% of male attempters) had previously attempted via motor vehicle collision."[8]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_met..._suicide-6
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#8
Even if Thomas Chip White (owner of degreeinfo ) now wants to be a pallbearer of this jackass who wished him to rot in hell in public a thousand times, after Chip had been his butler disposing of dissidents for ages.

I already imagine the lovely credit lines at the end of gay teen porn DVD n.78 Thomas Chip White will release soon...
Maybe the 'boys' could wear black neckties with 'Janko' printed on...

Very moving...

Who's next?
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#9
Dennis Ruhl Wrote:I used to like the guy and considered him an internet friend until our opinions diverged a lot and our senses of humour didn't quite mesh.  I had one - he didn't?  Terrible news.

I'm in the same boat as you. I liked Uncle Janko even though he called me a cretin, among other things. While I poked fun at his foibles and eccentricities, and was on the receiving end of his wrath more times than I care to remember, I found him to be a very interesting person with strongly held beliefs.

The event itself is tragic. My sincere and deepest sympathies to his family, friends and congregation.
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#10
Quote:I found him to be a very interesting person with strongly held beliefs.

The man was an abusive complete jackass who wouldn't have lasted long in real life...if he had had the guts to behave like that in real life, that is.
Do you remember when the clown claimed he had bounced two 'Nazis' out of his Church by the very scruff of their neck?
PFFT!
There was a real court case about this man who harassed the owner of a far-right site he didn't even know, sending him death threats and all the rest.
The day police knocked at his door, he showed his real self crawling on the floor, serving his humblest apologies and declaring himself a fervent free speech advocate...
He was so stupid he hadn't even thought about using a proxy...
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