Next Clone to Snuff It?
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(Note to the mentally unstable: This is intended as speculation only, not advocacy.)

Who among Bear and his clones will be the next to assume room temperature?  As we have just seen with the permanent departure of the dickwit Janko, age and lifestyle aren’t necessarily as determinative as sheer vain idiocy.  Here’s how we handicap the survivors:

1. George Gollin (George D. Gollin, George Dana Gollin)—Two words: government informant.  There’s a reason why they have a witness protection program.  Except for Henry Hill you don’t see too many government informants blabbing to anyone who will listen.  Should have gotten 15 friends to explain it to him.

2. John Klempner Bear—advanced age a factor, but advanced ego more likely to get him into a Janko-like predicament he can’t charm his way out of.

3. Thomas “Tailpipe Chip” White—sodomite lifestyle a factor, but even when he catches AIDS it still takes quite few years to do its job effectively.  His other enterprises put him at more immediate risk.  Somebody he sold a coffee enema as a cancer cure might decide to even the score by filming a really gruesome murder of a porno film producer.

4. Gustavo “Goose” Sainz—High stress due to financial meltdown puts him at health risk.  Plus creditors who stop suing and start sending Guido to collect may create additional and more immediate health risks.  May be distracted by refinancing the refi on his refi and forget to put gas in the plane.

5. Anal Contreras—another high-risk pervert lifestyle, but bird watching is probably less risky than selling gay boy pornography to pedophiles.   If he stays out of public restrooms and cowboy bars he might be okay until the HIV kicks in.

6. Gregg DesElms—not dead already?  Plenty of underpaid Asian hookers happy to hear that.  He’s eager to help perverts get “married,” but not because he’s gay himself, so he says, over and over.  Needs to stay out of cowboy bars, if only because cowboys hate assholes too.

7. Bill Huffman—advanced age, combined with the fact that, some day, some time, Derek Smart will be visiting the San Diego area…

8. Mark Israel—came out third best in a bike v. truck contest, but this can be a plus for him since he receives an unparalleled degree of medical scrutiny.  Every time he farts he gets a gas spectrograph and sonic analysis.  Probably will outlive us all, which is bad news for his wife, who thought she was getting a husband and not a dirty diapers doll.  Remember engineers, on the green light you go, on the red light you STOP.

9. Rich Douglas—with his nose up Bear’s ass all the time, could be at risk for scoliosis.

10. Bruce Tait—severe dog mange on scalp could turn deadly unless treated properly.  Or just have another donut, maybe it will go away on its own.
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#2
4Knee Kate Wrote:Who among Bear and his clones will be the next to assume room temperature?

Good one, Kate.  There are some other good candidates besides those you mentioned, like geezer Ezell and fag Levi-jerkoff.  

Then there's Peter French, who is like what, 90 years old?  But he switches sides so often you can't tell whether he qualifies as a clone or not.  George Brown is relatively kind of young, but being Australian he might get bitten by a stingray in his bathtub or something.  

But I'd still put my money on Klempner.  Born in 1938 and looking every minute of it.  Let's hope he doesn't stroke out from reading this, before I can get some money down on him. Big Grin
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4Knee Kate Wrote:Somebody he sold a coffee enema as a cancer cure might decide to even the score by filming a really gruesome murder of a porno film producer.

If you are going to have a dead pool you need to have a rule disqualifying anyone who tries to "expedite" the outcome.

BTW, I hear Bear wants to get twenty down on Chip.
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4Knee Kate Wrote:7. Bill Huffman—advanced age, combined with the fact that, some day, some time, Derek Smart will be visiting the San Diego area…

ROFLMAO*  Tongue

*an Uncle J favorite
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#5
Little Arminius Wrote:ROFLMAO*  Tongue

*an Uncle J favorite

Which in his case now stands for:
Rolled Over the Ford, Lost My Ass, Oops.
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#6
Armando Ramos Wrote:
Little Arminius Wrote:ROFLMAO*  Tongue

*an Uncle J favorite

Which in his case now stands for:
Rolled Over the Ford, Lost My Ass, Oops.

Alternatives:

Really Only Faked Liking My Ascetic Occupation
Rotten Ornery Fucker Lashing Mindlessly At Others
Ridiculous Old Fruit, Loyola Masters Achieved Only
Relying On Foreign Languages to Make Asinine Observations
Rejecting Ongoing Female Liaisons, My Avocation is Onanism
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#7
Dickie Billericay Wrote:Rejecting Ongoing Female Liaisons, My Avocation is Onanism

It didn't seem likely that he had both hands on the steering wheel.
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#8
And the winner is......Number Eight!

Congrats to (you know who you are) for picking the winner.  

New pool?
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#9
4Knee Kate Wrote:Rich Douglas—with his nose up Bear’s ass all the time, could be at risk for scoliosis.

Richard Coleman Douglas might also end up with RCD - Rabbit calicivirus disease, introduced into NZ to eliminate a common pest!
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#10
4Knee Kate Wrote:(Note to the mentally unstable: This is intended as speculation only, not advocacy.)

Who among Bear and his clones will be the next to assume room temperature?  As we have just seen with the permanent departure of the dickwit Janko, age and lifestyle aren’t necessarily as determinative as sheer vain idiocy.  Here’s how we handicap the survivors:

1. George Gollin (George D. Gollin, George Dana Gollin)—Two words: government informant.  There’s a reason why they have a witness protection program.  Except for Henry Hill you don’t see too many government informants blabbing to anyone who will listen.  Should have gotten 15 friends to explain it to him.

2. John Klempner Bear—advanced age a factor, but advanced ego more likely to get him into a Janko-like predicament he can’t charm his way out of.

3. Thomas “Tailpipe Chip” White—sodomite lifestyle a factor, but even when he catches AIDS it still takes quite few years to do its job effectively.  His other enterprises put him at more immediate risk.  Somebody he sold a coffee enema as a cancer cure might decide to even the score by filming a really gruesome murder of a porno film producer.

4. Gustavo “Goose” Sainz—High stress due to financial meltdown puts him at health risk.  Plus creditors who stop suing and start sending Guido to collect may create additional and more immediate health risks.  May be distracted by refinancing the refi on his refi and forget to put gas in the plane.

5. Anal Contreras—another high-risk pervert lifestyle, but bird watching is probably less risky than selling gay boy pornography to pedophiles.   If he stays out of public restrooms and cowboy bars he might be okay until the HIV kicks in.

6. Gregg DesElms—not dead already?  Plenty of underpaid Asian hookers happy to hear that.  He’s eager to help perverts get “married,” but not because he’s gay himself, so he says, over and over.  Needs to stay out of cowboy bars, if only because cowboys hate assholes too.

7. Bill Huffman—advanced age, combined with the fact that, some day, some time, Derek Smart will be visiting the San Diego area…

8. Mark Israel—came out third best in a bike v. truck contest, but this can be a plus for him since he receives an unparalleled degree of medical scrutiny.  Every time he farts he gets a gas spectrograph and sonic analysis.  Probably will outlive us all, which is bad news for his wife, who thought she was getting a husband and not a dirty diapers doll.  Remember engineers, on the green light you go, on the red light you STOP.

9. Rich Douglas—with his nose up Bear’s ass all the time, could be at risk for scoliosis.

10. Bruce Tait—severe dog mange on scalp could turn deadly unless treated properly.  Or just have another donut, maybe it will go away on its own.

This thread is totally evil....

...but I do love it!Tongue
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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