Ted is Dead!

[Dickie Billericay]

[Albert Hidel]

The murderous coward did more damage to the US than all the Taliban in their wettest of wet dreams. Good riddance to the fat, drunken socialist bastard.

[Martin Eisenstadt]

An honest obituary of "Sir" Ted Kennedy you'll never see in print

August 26, 2009, 7:18 am

By Kevin "Coach" Collins

Senator Ted Kennedy has lost his battle to live. As a Christian I hope God has mercy on him. He suffered from a ghastly cancerous brain tumor that has apparently taken his life.

Obviously Kennedy will be canonized by acclamation in the media today and for days to come. The British Crown has already given him an honorary knighthood making him "Sir Edward" but genuine Americans know better.

These things said, I offer the following brief but honest obituary items which have no chance of appearing anywhere in the Democrat controlled media.

It's hard to think of anyone who singlehandedly did more damage to America than Ted Kennedy. Starting with his disgusting criminal conduct at Chappaquiddick when he abandoned Mary Jo Kopechne to die, Kennedy was always a destructive force in America's public life. Because Kennedy was never prosecuted, as he should have been, his crime did enormous damage to America's sense of justice and belief that "no one is above the law."

On signing the 1965 Civil Rights Law, Lyndon Johnson lamented, "We [Democrats] have lost the South for a generation." This moved Kennedy to commit perhaps his most egregious acts when he sponsored two Immigration reform bills that slammed the door on Europeans who had traditionally brought industriousness and honor to America. Instead they cleared the way for millions and millions of legal and illegal aliens from elsewhere who often bring no skills but palpable contempt for America. Kennedy is responsible for the damage they have done.

One of Kennedy's most memorable quotes came in a rare truthful moment during a discussion about socialism he said, "[Socialism] hasn't worked in 6,000 years of recorded history because it didn't have me to run it."

Sir Edward's family asks for donations to LaRaza or Moveon.org. groups he loved so dearly.

Politically correct services in Sir Edward's memory will be held in Boston New York and San Francisco. I won't be attending any.

Do it for Ted

The Marxists will try to use Kennedy's corpse as a platform to spring into action ram through Obamacare and "do it for Ted." We have to redouble our efforts to stop this last assault by sycophantic liberal robots all snots and tears over their hero's death. We can't become slaves just to honor this man who has already done us so much harm. We can't let Sir Edward assault us even from his grave.

"Sir"? Edward was an enemy of everything that made America great and now he is gone. There is not much more to honestly say about him. Nevertheless, I hope God's mercies showered him at his judgment.

Comments on this or any other Collins Report essay can be sent to kcoachc at gmail.com

[Martin Eisenstadt]

Some important lessons from Ted Kennedy

August 26th, 2009 4:53 am

I am deeply grateful for the contribution that Ted Kennedy, who died last night, made to my education. Until Kennedy delivered his intemperate tirade against Robert Bork's nomination to the Supreme Court in the summer of 1987, I hadn't known that a United States Senator could brazenly lie to his colleagues and the American people and get away with it. I'm not talking about little fibs, or broken promises, or private dissimulations: all that I took as standard operating procedure in a fallen world. No, Ted Kennedy raised -- that is to say, he dramatically lowered -- the standard by standing up on the floor of the Senate and emitting one lie after the next against one of the finest legal minds America has ever produced. "Robert Bork's America," he said

is a land in which women would be forced into back-alley abortions, blacks would sit down at segregated lunch counters, rogue police could break down citizens' doors in midnight raids, schoolchildren could not be taught about evolution, writers and artists would be censored at the whim of government, and the doors of the Federal courts would be shut on the fingers of millions of citizens for whom the judiciary is often the only protector of the individual rights that are the heart of democracy.

A breathtaking congeries of falsehoods that, were they not protected by the prerogatives of senatorial privilege, would have taken a conspicuous place in the annals of malicious slander and character assassination. In The Tempting of America, Judge Bork recounts his incredulity at this tissue of malign fabrication. "It had simply never occurred to me that anybody could misrepresent my career and views as Kennedy did." At the time, he notes, many people thought that Kennedy had blundered by emitting so flagrant, and flagrantly untrue, an attack. They were wrong. His "calculated personal assault, . . . more violent than any against a judicial nominee in our country's history," did the job (with a little help from Joe Biden and Arlen Specter). Not only was Kennedy instrumental in preventing a great jurist from taking his place on the Supreme Court, he also contributed immeasurably to the cheapening of American political discourse. The fact that"bork" has entered the language as a transitive verb is, I've always thought, a final unfairness. Really, the verb should involve the name "Kennedy." Less staccato, I admit, but in that scenario, the malfeasance was practiced not by Robert Bork but Edward Kennedy and his cronies.

Indeed, Kennedy was a veritable fount of enlightenment. A waddling argument for the wisdom of term limits, he showed the world how, provided you came from a rich and unscrupulous family, you can get caught cheating on a Spanish test at Harvard and still manage to graduate a few years later.

But of course, Ted Kennedy's most important lesson for the world involved Mary Jo Kopechne, the secretary he let drown in 1969 when he drove his car off a bridge at Chappaquiddick Island late at night after a party. Kennedy said he endeavored to rescue the girl. Maybe. But what we know he did was contact several aides to work out a story. He waited until after the police discovered the car and Kopechne's body the next morning before informing the police about the incident. He received a two-month suspended sentence for leaving the scene of an accident after causing an injury. Wikipedia calmly notes that "Questions remained about Kennedy's time line of events that night, about his actions after the accident, and the quality of the investigation and whether official deference was given to a powerful politician and family." Do you think, just possibly, that unusual deference was shown to Ted Kennedy?

The Kennedy family has issued a eulogistic statement about the death of the Senior Senator from Massachusetts. Right and proper, I suppose, but I couldn't help recoiling from its lists: "Edward M. Kennedy -- the husband, father, grandfather, brother and uncle we loved so deeply -- died late Tuesday night at home in Hyannis Port."

"Edward M. Kennedy'? I heard echoing behind those words, "Liar, cheat, drunk, philanderer, and -- let's not forget -- inadvertent murderer."

The tsunami of sentimental pap about Kennedy is already churning, gushing, rushing to inundate the public with a nauseating and untruthful fairy tale about the "Lion of the Senate." The Lyin' in the Senate is more like it. Kennedy was 77 when he was taken off last night, Mary Jo Kopechne had just turned 29 when Kennedy's car veered off the bridge in Chappaquiddick and he wriggled free and swam to shore, leaving the young woman trapped in the car to drown.

* * * Update: In response to news of the death of Ted Kennedy, a friend did a little research into the Kennedy's legislative history and concludes that "There is not one thing he proposed that deals with helping people who actually work for a living, or a business, or promoting capitalism. It is an absolute litany of destructive liberalism. He is the absolute worst."

[Martin Eisenstadt]

Just a few of the many expressions of sympathy for Teddy found on the internet today:

Good Riddance Ted. Now more american women can feel safe that they won't be groped, raped and driven off of bridges. I can't believe you died of brain cancer. I wasn't aware that you even had a brain. Adios dirtbag.
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The Kennedy's have been laying sideways in the public trough for over 50 years. Now that they're all gone, maybe the rest of us can get a drink of water.

The only ones I feel sorry for are the stock holders for Jack Daniels. They will surely notice an exponential loss since Senator Dirtbag took a dirtnap.
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I'd like to bury a bottle of fine 25 year old scotch with Senator Kennedy, but first, I'd like to filter it through my kidneys and liver.
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Hopefully Ted will meet up with Mary Jo and she will kick his mean, murderous drunken ass to hell where he belongs.
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1. Cheat - Caught cheating at Harvard - Daddy bailed him out.
2. Murderer - No attempt to notify authorities while a woman drowned
3. Liar - Assassinated the character of judicial nominees on the floor of the Senate
4. Womanizer - Cheated on every woman he married.
5. Enabler of Rapists - Lied to police about his nephews whereabouts.
6. Traitor - Offered to help the Soviet KGB undermine the U.S. efforts in countering military build up in eastern Europe.
I will not mourn a man who chose to live that kind of life.
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He's no better than most of the guys you can find in prison; he just has a fancier name. I hope he suffered in the end. Good riddance you murdering piece of scum. The world is a better place without you.
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This bloated, womanizing, law skirting charlatan has obviously pulled the wool over a lot of people's eyes. People too star struck and hypnotized by the Kennedy mystique to know the essence of good and evil. Rest in Hell Ted.
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It looks like Ted Kennedy's swimmers ear developed into a brain tumor
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Say hello to Mary Jo Kopechne for us! Although I doubt you'll be seeing her where you're going.....
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FUCK TED KENNEDY, GOOD RIDDANCE YOU BAG OF SHIT
This forked-tongue, lying, snake-fucking piece of human shit is finally gone.

The world goes forth with one less murdering shitbag drunken bitch liberal fuckwhore cunt, and the democrats seatcount drops by one for a time.
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Good Riddance.

Only downside is that the SOB is gonna be all over my TV screen for the next two weeks, sigh...oh well, take the good with the bad I guess.
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Mourn not the loss of Ted Kennedy, for at this very moment he has taken his place of honor beside the throne of Satan. An honor reserved for the truly wicked. Satan now has 4 acolytes by his side, Kennedy, Stalin, Hitler and Michael Jackson.

May their torment be eternal.

[Don Dresden]

Satan now has 4 acolytes by his side, Kennedy, Stalin, Hitler and Michael Jackson.

Dang, I'm having a hard time keeping my Satanic Acolytes straight. I thought it was these guys:

[Armando Ramos]

If you notice a shortage of building contractors and propane, it's because they are busy opening a whole new level of hell for Ted Kennedy.

[ham]

All big words and fiery metaphors, these social alchemists...and idiots believe them every single time...none of them has ever succeeded. These Kennedy buffoons are regarded as icons of morality and disinterest, while they were all a bunch of incompetent risk-takers and degenerates. The fact that (in one of the many versions at least ) Hitler had many very young mistresses (because the other equally popular version says he had 1 testicle only) is typically hold against him as proof he was a degenerate.
The womanizing exploits of these social alchemists -on the other hand- are taken as proof of vigorous health and if not worthy of first of may parades, at least they feed all a subculture to which all nod in secret. Wearing the black armband is a shame, but the red armband forgives a lot of sins.

[Albert Hidel]

Hitler...had 1 testicle only...

Let's all whistle along!

[ham]

You hear all kind of nonsense about Hitler...
That he had only 1 testicle...but a row of very young mistresses
That he was impotent...but basked in a underworld of sexual magic