Uncle Janko & his pig latin: correspondence school dropout or paper Cicero?

[ham]

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Post Quousque tandem abutere...patientiam nostram?
A "Laurea" is a bachelor's degree. "La Sapienza" is legit but undistinguished. There is no more reason to take these claims seriously than to have believed this Mattoniesque fig-chewer when he bullshat before. And, yes, HG is as usual right on the money. This is the same person who has shilled for the silly AUAP, Sore Buns, etc. We await the apocolocyntosis of Il Zuccone.

By the way, you stupid ass, don't you DARE presume to instruct in Latin on any forum where I am present in my unbridled magnificence, you lowly laureato, you grandson of Clodius, you offscouring of the Subura, you failed piscinarius, you italianate fuptitelmonger, you shill.

(To the normal on the board: the above paragraph is a case of when in Rome do as this moron does, or the Romans do. In nume de Traian and all that, guys.) Wink

well, jerking off to Thomas Chip White's gay teen porn sites has definitely taken its toll:
1 it is ABUTERE PATIENTIA MEA...but that moron Janko cannot part ablative from accusative...that is pig latin, you idiot. ABUTERE is the contracted form of ABUTERIS, from ABUTEOR, but hey..."Boyfunk" updated recently, so he skipped his latin correspondence lesson this time.

2 Apocolocynthosis =turning into a pumpking was a sarcastic poem by Seneca to mock departed Claudius ( usually deceased emperors were "turned into a god" by decree ).

3 Zuccone means "headstrong", and is "LO zuccone"..."IL" is better used with "CRETINO" (=moron), which suits Janko just well.
Hey Janko, Elijah's Wood has great vids, right?

Now, besides "moral" or "ethical" considerations about these pundits, who associated themselves for ages with gay teen porn king Thomas Chip White (owner of degreeinfo.com ); who claim to "connect the dots" about degree mills, but cannot spot a turd when being served as "chocolate pudding" in front of them ( the gay teen porn affair; the "questionable schools" operated or pimped by clique members, etc ), it appears that uncle Janko and his latin are worth ten cents overall, one cent more than his moral caliber.
Add another five cents for uncle Janko and his italian.
According to this rule, with three dollars you buy the entire clique, including "doctor" Bear, Gollin etc, who obviously either are as clueless as uncle Janko OR are in bed with him for commodious reasons.
Their moral compass points to one direction: NEGOTIABLE, like John Bear's endorsement.

[Ben Johnson]

So Janko knows dick about Latin?

[Randall Flagg]

I expect he knows about as much about the acceptability of the various DL schools. How often they have pontificated giving their long winded reasons why something is useless but are never able to prove it.
In trying to seem above the masses Janko allows himself to rise to the level of his own incompetence.

[ham]

So Janko knows dick about Latin?

a chinese cookie knowledge perhaps.
but no wonder, since that clown probably bought his "bachelor of divinity" for $99 C.O.D.
Hey uncle Janko...
What is the "vocative" of Vergilius?
Is it VERGILIE or VERGILII?
Why?

[Whatever]

I expect he knows about as much about the acceptability of the various DL schools. How often they have pontificated giving their long winded reasons why something is useless but are never able to prove it.
In trying to seem above the masses Janko allows himself to rise to the level of his own incompetence.

Does this "uncle jako" have a degree? If so, from where? He doesn't seem to add anything with his weirdly worded replies, and never contributes anything of value. Why do they like him?

[Ben Johnson]

Does this "uncle jako" have a degree? If so, from where? He doesn't seem to add anything with his weirdly worded replies, and never contributes anything of value. Why do they like him?

He has a consolation prize. He was a doctoral student at Loyola in Chicago and ended up with an M.A. He can't really be as dumb as he seems.

Why do they like him? Maybe he's the most normal one there.

[Randall Flagg]

  He can't really be as dumb as he seems.

It's often hard to tell where evil begins and stupidity stops. Your average person working very hard can do and say some very dumb things. Janko uses specialized words and languages to hide his complete ignorance of what is being discussed. If he knew the answers you can bet he would say it simple and plain.

Brevity and simplicity are the tools of the honest man. Fools and frauds often hide behind clouds of words and complexity. When they don't know the answers they change the subject.

[ham]

Brevity and simplicity are the tools of the honest man. Fools and frauds often hide behind clouds of words and complexity. When they don't know the answers they change the subject.

that moron thinks he knows way too many subjects...and that fails him regularly.
There was another moron on another board who posed as millionaire son of an ambassador, muscled up, steroid guru and army graduate and he knew five languages and, and, and...

People got tired and started to investigate and to test him.
I myself tested his French and it was probably ESL 8 years old level french (broken), if not obtained with an electronic translator.
Upon calling his bluff, he said he hadn't practiced his french for a long time, although having claimed a doctorate from Paris or whatever...

[Ben Johnson]

I was looking at a map of Michigan. Janko lives just west of Hell. And he seems to be getting closer every day.