Emily Lawrence: Ghost and Beard

[Herbert Spencer]

More Gollin regurgitation and self-promotion, this time with a claim of authorship by Gollin, gay Oregon bureaucrat and adjudicated civil rights violator Alan Contreras...and a fresh face on the scene of cartel shills, Emily Lawrence.

Complexities in legislative Suppression of diploma mills.

Who is Emily Lawrence?

According to the article:

Emily Lawrence served as legislative director for U.S. Congresswoman Betty McCollum (D-MN04) until early 2009. Lawrence participated in the drafting of diploma mill legislation which later became law. She can be reached at emily_lawrence@yahoo.com.

She has since been replaced in McCollum's office by Peter Frosch. Salary figures show that Lawrence made $98,658 in 2008 while serving as Legislative Director for McCollum.
http://www.legistorm.com/person/Emily_La...15042.html

Lawrence now is working for the congressional election campaign of socialist pinhead Tarryl Clark against the wonderful Michele Bachmann.

You may remember McCollum as the purported "co-author" of the infamous and still hysterically ludicrous 2007 newspaper article "Sometimes, Danger Lurks in the Diploma on the Wall."

(Not to be confused with the article "Sometimes, Danger Lurks in George Gollin's Pants" that has appeared in numerous places and probably is more credible.)

As many suspected at the time, it is highly unlikely that this alleged "collaboration" was authored by either Gollin or McCollum. Gollin has a well-documented history of signing onto other people's work. That any member of Congress would take the time or effort to actually author such a stupid article also seemed unlikely.

Now that it has been revealed that McCollum's former assistant Lawrence is "collaborating" with Gollin, it seems likely that Lawrence also was "collaborating" with him on the earlier article. It suggests that McCollum just signed onto an article ghost authored by her Legislative Director, Lawrence, and did not do any real work on it at all. Sounds a lot like Gollin's purported "dissertation," virtually word-for-word with an article credited to 16 co-authors.

Gollin also likes to "collaborate" with gay anti-Christian bigot Alan Contreras. The duo got together in 2009 to emit an article for Change magazine "The Real and the Fake: Degree and Diploma Mills."

Again, this should not be confused with their earlier purported collaboration "Sodomy, Civil Rights Violations, and Degree Mills: What Else Can Make Our Boring Lives A Little More Interesting?" Although it's highly likely the latter is an internet prank, one never knows in the warped world of bigots and perverts like Gollin and Contreras.

It appears Lawrence, in addition to working as a ghost writer for the incompetent McCollum, is also acting as a beard to deflect suspicion about the ambiguous relationship between Gay Al and Butt Scratcher George. Not that sandwiching her name in between those of the two long-time "collaborators" would fool anyone familiar with their act.


What Bear hath joined together let no woman put asunder.


Emily Lawrence is on the right in this all-female threesome with Dr. Linda McLoon of the UMinn in the center and Legislative Assistant Nina Schwartz on the left.

[Yancy Derringer]

It appears Lawrence, in addition to working as a ghost writer for the incompetent McCollum, is also acting as a beard to deflect suspicion about the ambiguous relationship between Gay Al and Butt Scratcher George.  Not that sandwiching her name in between those of the two long-time "collaborators" would fool anyone familiar with their act.

The Gollum Klan knows all about using a "beard."  Gollum's lesbian gay studies major daughter currently is displaying this photo on its Facebook page:



Don't know who it thinks it's fooling.  That seems to be another trick in the Gollum playbook, that sociopathic expectation that because they are so clever their gullible inferiors will believe any lie they can cook up.  That might work on idle government types, but the general public knows better.

[ham]

is he 2m50 tall or...?

[Albert Hidel]

is he 2m50 tall or...?

...the circus is in town!

[4Knee Kate]

is he 2m50 tall or...?

...the circus is in town!

As P.T. Barnum taught us, freaks are always made, not born.

[Herbert Spencer]

That looks more like a zoo than a circus.

Meanwhile, back on topic, here's a little more about Emily Lawrence. Since May 2010 her position (job position, that is) has been Director of Public and Community Affairs at the University of Minnesota Academic Health Center.

Be sure to contact her and let her know how much you appreciate her efforts on behalf of socialist causes.

Emily S Lawrence
Appointment: Director Campus/College Level
Acad Hlth Ctr Public Relations (office: AHC - Communications)
UMN Twin Cities

Email Address: emilyl@umn.edu

Internet ID: emilyl

Office Address: AHC - Communications
A395 Mayo
420 Delaware Street SE
Minneapolis, MN 55455

Campus Mail: Public Relation-Acad Hlth Comm
MMC 735 Mayo
8735 (Campus Delivery Code)
420 Delaware
Minneapolis, MN 55455

Office Phone: +1 612-626-1987

Fax: +1 612-625-2129

Mobile/Cell Phone: +1 612-865-9164

http://www.umn.edu/lookup?SET_INSTITUTIO...UID=emilyl

Emily Lawrence
Director of Public and Community Affairs, AHC
Greater Minneapolis-St. Paul Area

Current •Director of Public and Community Affairs at University of Minnesota Academic Health Center

Past •Legislative Director at Congress
•Leadership Assistant at Minnesota State Senate
•Leadership Assistant at Minnesota Senate

Education •University of Minnesota-Twin Cities

Connections 49 connections

Industry Government Relations
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Emily Lawrence’s Experience
Director of Public and Community Affairs
University of Minnesota Academic Health Center
(Higher Education industry)
May 2010 — Present (9 months)

Legislative Director
Congress
(Privately Held; Real Estate industry)
2005 — 2009 (4 years )

Leadership Assistant
Minnesota State Senate
(Government Administration industry)
2000 — 2002 (2 years )

Leadership Assistant
Minnesota Senate
(Government Administration industry)
2000 — 2002 (2 years )

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Emily Lawrence’s Education
University of Minnesota-Twin Cities
B.A. , Political Science , 1990 — 1994

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/emily-lawrence/4/19/b7a

[Yancy Derringer]

Connect the dots. The infamous "Sometimes, Danger..." article that purports to be co-authored by McCollum comes out November 25, 2007.

Barely a year later (February 6, 2009) ghost-writer Lawrence is looking for a new job.

She was making almost $100K working a glamorous job for McCollum; could she be pulling down more than that doing health center PR in obscurity at UMinn?

Maybe she just wanted to get out of DC and back to the familiar icy chill of Minneapolis. All those junkets to NY, Naples and Addis Ababa can't compare to the frigid glory of a Minnesota winter.

Or maybe her boss realized that somebody's inept ghost writing had made her the laughing stock of Congress, and she decided to clean house.

Sometimes, danger lurks in collaborating with misogynist marxxxists. Your career may be subject to major derailment at any moment.