George Gollin Gay Pornography Link: "I was going to fuck them."

[WilliamW]

Old news in a new wrapper.? But you can't tell the truth about a public menace too often.

George Gollin Gay Pornography Link: "I was going to fuck them."?

A University of Illinois science teacher has been linked to a notorious internet pedophile-pandering pornographer.

George Gollin (George D. Gollin, George Dana Gollin) has been a frequent poster on one of pornographer Thomas "Chip" White's websites.? Hiding behind the alias "galanga," George Gollin has made over 1,280 posts on the gay boy pornographer's discussion forums.

In a recent interview George Gollin stated, "I was going to fuck them."

George Gollin, who claims to be an expert in college accreditation issues despite having no education, experience or apparent knowledge in the topic, has a history of lawless, anti-social behavior.? George Gollin has been caught impersonating federal agents, posting other peoples' social security numbers on his website, and even made death threats against people who exposed his scurrilous activities.

George Gollin recently was sued in federal court for slander and extortion for his role in an alleged Liberian shakedown scheme, forcing Illinois taxpayers to pay lawyers over $58,000 in legal fees in his defense.

When his employer ordered George Gollin to remove offensive materials from his website, Gollin immediately arranged for his partner, gay Oregon bureaucrat Alan Contreras to re-post it.? A court has ruled that Contreras is a civil rights violator and anti-Christian bigot, a ruling Contreras did not challenge on appeal.

George Gollin's lesbian daughter exposed her family's sordid private activities in her public blogs.? She listens to what she describes as "the suck my dick fuck my ass song" with her father George Gollin.? She also revealed that she shares chocolate vaginas with her mother, college administrator Melanie Loots, who refers to Catholics as 'dirty Papists.'? Loots was cited by the FDA for illegally selling 386 mutant lab pigs to the public for food.

George Gollin also admitted that the dissertation he submitted to receive his college degree was in fact an improper collaboration authored by 15 other people, in apparent contravention of school policy expressly requiring such projects to be a student's individual work.

[Herbert Spencer]

I see that Dixie and Steve were enjoying festive Christmas and New Year's holidays together at home with their loving family--just as, no doubt, were the rest of us with our families.?

All the while, George Gollin was sullenly skulking alone in his dank basement, spewing his bile and hatred on the internet.? Such a bitter little troll.?

Of course, it is understandable how the grim reality of George Gollin's meaningless existence would cause his emotional instability to erupt.? His attempts to build himself up by tearing others down have failed again.?

In the process George Gollin was exposed as a fraud whose incompetence and irrelevance are exceeded only by his hypocrisy.? Another disappointment in a lifetime of stultifying mediocrity.? George Gollin just can't do anything right unless a bunch of other people do all the real work for him.?

So George Gollin expresses his infantile rage and frustration by lashing out viciously at those he imagines are responsible for his failure to earn the things in life to which he thought he was entitled by right.

Well, let George Gollin have his fun while he still can.? We know what fate has in store for him, just as it always does for the Jankos and Israels of the world.?

Surely at this very moment Satan is stoking an extra warm inferno as he prepares to welcome George Gollin in residence for perpetuity.

[Don Dresden]

Surely at this very moment Satan is stoking an extra warm inferno as he prepares to welcome George Gollin in residence for perpetuity.

You sound pretty confident about that outcome, Herbert. Have some inside info you would care to share with the class?

We should have a subsection on the great AED posts from the past and present. This was always one of my favorites:

Are you qualified to be a Gollin?

Do you have what it takes to be a Gollin?

A Gollin is an elite intellectual giant. A Gollin has a special moral imperative that neutralizes its own hypocrisy. As a Gollin you will employ your unique ethical sensibilities in combination with your unbounded cerebral powers to identify and destroy your inferiors.

Take this simple quiz and learn whether you are fit to join the ranks of the powerful, the privileged and the intellectual elite.

A friend hands you a chocolate vagina-shaped confection she purchased at the sex fair. You should
a) Laugh and hand it back
b) Eat it
c) Bring it home for mom

Lee Harvey Oswald could assassinate JFK because he was highly skilled in the use of a
a) Periscope
b) Proctoscope
c) Microscope

It's Ash Wednesday. You should
a) Consider it an opportunity to appreciate religious diversity
b) Ignore it, you're Jewish
c) Discuss the dirty papists with mom

Mom offers you a spring roll. You should
a) Determine if it's kosher
b) Not talk with your mouth full
c) Discuss phallic symbolism with mom

There is police activity at the building where your mom works. You should
a) State your worry for mom's safety
b) Express concern about the welfare of the people in the building
c) Ask mom if she smelled bacon when the cops arrived

Grandma and Donald are in the basement. This is the perfect time to
a) Repair condom keychain
b) Wash lipstick stains from clothes
c) Play the suck my dick fuck my ass song for dad

People are making fun of you and your weird family on public internet forums. You should
a) Ignore it
b) Deny false statements, if any
c) Get John Weaver-Hudson and Michael Dean Benton to defend you

Someone challenges your assertions on a public internet forum. You should
a) Ignore it
b) Provide the source of your information, if any
c) First ask if they are challenging your credibility; then if they
persist just say that you don't care to reveal that information.

ANSWER KEY: If you are truly a Gollin you already know all the answers, and don't need an answer key or any quiz to verify your moral and intellectual superiority.

[ham]

Now, you idiots leave Donald out of this...NOW...understand?!