Gollin Brat To Poland

[Martin Eisenstadt]

Forget Obummer's Canuck Bang Bus. Here's the scoop on Chlamydia's Lesbo RV!

Catch the condescending "mobile home parks" reference. The rotten apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm sure the "trailer park hounds" weren't nearly as excited to be consorting with Gollin Scum.

...I rode around in this converted RV. The back bedroom had been turned into an examination table full of information about health services in the area. I rode around with Tammy, who was a nurse, and her assistant, Isabel. We drove to low-income residential areas, like mobile home parks, as well as rural apartment complexes and rural towns. It was exciting ...

http://new.oberlin.edu/dotAsset/2718923.pdf

[Don Dresden]

ha ha Ham, I know what you're thinking...



Tammy and Isabel must have been thinking that too!

[Herbert Spencer]

I'm trying to decide which is weirder: majoring in pervert studies or offering pervert studies as a major?

Who pays good money to have their kid "placed" in pervert studies? Even trailer park residents have more sense than that. It may take a village to raise a child, but it only takes two PhD's to raise a radical lesbian cheerleader.

"Queer Theory"? Presumably this would be different than "Queer Practice," in which Levicunt majored at TESC.

What kind of job can you get with a degree in pervert studies? DegreeInfo moderator? Congress?

When I was a first-year, I was placed in Meredith Raimondo’s first-year seminar, HIV/AIDS in America.

Meredith Raimondo enjoyed the opportunity to read up on some new directions in LGBTQ studies during her sabbatical. In addition to making progress on her book project on media geographies of the U.S. HIV/AIDS epidemic, she began work on a new project examining the role of border politics in the H1N1 flu pandemic. She also developed several new courses for the CAS curriculum, including a queer theory course, a course on health disparities in the U.S., and a course on global health emergencies. Recent publications include “The Queer Intimacy of Global Vision: Documentary Practice and the AIDS Pandemic,” Environment and Planning D 28, no. 1 (2010): 112–127, and “Generic Definitions: Taxonomies of Identity in AIDS Discourse,” in The Ashgate Research Companion to Queer Theory, ed. Noreen Giffney and Michael O’Rourke. Aldershot: Ashgate Publishing, Ltd., 2009, 147-66.

[Winston Smith]

The back bedroom had been turned into an examination table full of information about health services in the area.

The bedroom turned into a table? An examination table full of information?

Were the trailer park residents getting it? I'm not.

Was this a magical RV? Did they buy it from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans? Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist in Illinois trailer parks.

"Don't worry ma'am, it might look like a tacky RV bedroom, but it's really what we college intellectuals like to call 'an examination table.' Disrobe, lay down and Nurse Tammy and her assistant will be in shortly to scrutinize your low-income genitalia for signs of lethal, contagious, incurable diseases. Care for some helpful HIV brochures to read while you wait? You can read, can't you?"

[Armando Ramos]

Disrobe, lay down and Nurse Tammy and her assistant will be in shortly to scrutinize your low-income genitalia for signs of lethal, contagious, incurable diseases.

And if they offer you oral remember--they aren't dentists!

[ham]

That's what I visualized when I first read Meredith Raimondo

[Albert Hidel]

That's what I visualized when I first read Meredith Raimondo

If not the name then certainly after reading the resume.

What kind of parent condemns their own kid to such a squalid, feculant direction in life?

What kind of home life does a kid have where hanging out with disease-riddled perverts seems like an improvement?

If Gollum is going to write a book, it should be How I Made My Kid A Pervert (And How I Want To Make Your Kid A Pervert Too). He can collaborate with Contreras and "Dr." Bruce to be sure he gets the kinky parts right.

[jossss]

Hi, I was checking the Internet for the info about Cordelia Gollin, because it looks like she'll be a teacher of mine in Poland, and I would be grateful for a few words oy yours cornening the earlier mentioned person.

Greetings,
joss

[WilliamW]

Hi, I was checking the Internet for the info about Cordelia Gollin, because it looks like she'll be a teacher of mine in Poland, and I would be grateful for a few words oy yours cornening the earlier mentioned person.

Greetings,
joss

Are you a lesbian? If so I would expect you probably could figure out a way to ace the course. If you are normal and want to learn some English other than profanity and vulgarity, you might want to find another teacher.

[Virtual Bison]

Hi, I was checking the Internet for the info about Cordelia Gollin, because it looks like she'll be a teacher of mine in Poland, and I would be grateful for a few words oy yours cornening the earlier mentioned person.

Greetings,
joss

Są wy od Polski?

Być może wy możecie pytać (prosić) Przepuszczać (być nieobecnym) *Gollin* o jej *dad*.