UIUC Flushes Gollin Crime Family

[Howie Felterbush]

Here comes the con man
Coming with his con plan

[Dickie Billericay]

Why can't you see George Baldhead Gollin's left arm in the drawing?


Because he was busy scratching his ass!


Brainwash education
You’re trying to make us the fools
Well hate is your reward

[Albert Hidel]

You’re running away
But you can’t run away from yourself
 
Public records show that George Gollin is once again running away from his financial responsibilities to the taxpayers of Illinois, this time by failing to punctually pay the property taxes on the creaky, timeworn wooden house he owns at 813 W. University Ave., Champaign, IL.

Property tax records show that George Gollin failed to pay the first installment of $7,609.95 due 6/5/2025, and also has incurred a late fee of $228.30, which he has not paid either.
https://champaignil.devnetwedge.com/parc...51002/2024

Now that convicted ethics violator George Gollin is no longer employed at UIUC, is he running out of money? Interesting that public tax records show that the house appears to be in George Gollin’s name alone, with no mention of Mutant Pork Mel. Having blown half a million dollars on a laughable third-place finish in his congressional primary campaign, has George Gollin exhausted the supply of gullible donors for his personal vanity projects? Perhaps Mutant Pork Mel is too busy canoodling with one of her field trip friends to take notice of The Sphincter’s financial dilemmas.

[Dickie Billericay]

Property tax records show that George Gollin failed to pay the first installment of $7,609.95 due 6/5/2025, and also has incurred a late fee of $228.30, which he has not paid either.
https://champaignil.devnetwedge.com/parc...51002/2024

[Armando Ramos]

Property tax records show that George Gollin failed to pay the first installment of $7,609.95 due 6/5/2025, and also has incurred a late fee of $228.30, which he has not paid either.
https://champaignil.devnetwedge.com/parc...51002/2024

Do you think a guy who pissed away half a million bucks on a farcical congressional campaign really cares about $228.30? Wait until it goes to Tax Sale (10/31/2025) before you break out the laugh track. He'll probably just round up 15 people to pay it for him, then blame it on the dog or one of his TAs or diploma mills.

[Henry Greenberg]

Top Ten Excuses for George Gollin Not Paying His Property Taxes

10. "I assumed the University of Illinois was covering them as part of my severance package."
 
9. "I thought paying taxes was a local government conspiracy to suppress academic freedom."

8. "I ran a regression analysis and determined the taxes pay themselves over time."

7. "I only pay taxes in jurisdictions where my ego isn’t already over-assessed."

6. "I paid in quantum units—they just haven’t materialized in this universe yet."

5. "I assumed my moral superiority covered the balance."

4. "I was protesting the unfair tax burden on theoretical physicists with low real-world mass."

3. "I redirected the funds to my personal Higgs boson detector—priorities!"

2. "I'm currently in a superposition of both having paid and not having paid. Please don’t collapse the wave function."

1. "If I wanted to be financially responsible, I wouldn’t have gone into academia."