01-20-2009, 04:46 PM
It's just uncanny! Consider all these amazing similarities between Abraham Lincoln and George Gollin (George D. Gollin, George Dana Gollin):
Lincoln: born in Illinois
Gollin: works in Illinois
Lincoln: father remarried when he was 10
Gollin: father remarried when he was 22
Lincoln: No experience in military when elected President
Gollin: No experience in non-traditional higher education when self-appointed expert
Lincoln: Gettysburg address
Gollin: Email address g-gollin@uiuc.edu
Lincoln: Liberated slaves
Gollin: Liberated wealthy education cartel from cut-rate competitors
Lincoln: Collaborated with generals to win Civil War
Gollin: Collaborated with 15 pals to write doctoral dissertation
Lincoln: suspended habeas corpus
Gollin: scratches his ass in public
Lincoln: family ate roasted pheasant served with molasses sweet potatoes
Gollin: family eats chocolate vaginas and spring rolls (but hold the gefilte fish, thank you).
Lincoln: married daughter of a prominent slave-owning family from Kentucky
Gollin: married daughter of obscure “dirty papist”-hating family from Iowa.
Lincoln: wife known as a clothes-horse who dressed in European fashions
Gollin: wife known as a horse-face who dresses like a man
Lincoln: had a son who became a captain in the US Army
Gollin: has a daughter who became a lesbian radical cheerleader
Lincoln: had a secretary named Kennedy
Gollin: has a dear friend named Alan
Lincoln: believed all men were created equal
Gollin: believes all except superior people like himself are created equal
Lincoln: shot in Ford’s theater
Gollin: drives a Saturn
Lincoln: born in Illinois
Gollin: works in Illinois
Lincoln: father remarried when he was 10
Gollin: father remarried when he was 22
Lincoln: No experience in military when elected President
Gollin: No experience in non-traditional higher education when self-appointed expert
Lincoln: Gettysburg address
Gollin: Email address g-gollin@uiuc.edu
Lincoln: Liberated slaves
Gollin: Liberated wealthy education cartel from cut-rate competitors
Lincoln: Collaborated with generals to win Civil War
Gollin: Collaborated with 15 pals to write doctoral dissertation
Lincoln: suspended habeas corpus
Gollin: scratches his ass in public
Lincoln: family ate roasted pheasant served with molasses sweet potatoes
Gollin: family eats chocolate vaginas and spring rolls (but hold the gefilte fish, thank you).
Lincoln: married daughter of a prominent slave-owning family from Kentucky
Gollin: married daughter of obscure “dirty papist”-hating family from Iowa.
Lincoln: wife known as a clothes-horse who dressed in European fashions
Gollin: wife known as a horse-face who dresses like a man
Lincoln: had a son who became a captain in the US Army
Gollin: has a daughter who became a lesbian radical cheerleader
Lincoln: had a secretary named Kennedy
Gollin: has a dear friend named Alan
Lincoln: believed all men were created equal
Gollin: believes all except superior people like himself are created equal
Lincoln: shot in Ford’s theater
Gollin: drives a Saturn