It's "Gollin" Not "Gollum". Thanks

[Dickie Billericay]

I am not surprised that some emotionally impaired dwarf feels like cashing a million cheque while writing emails or posing as crusader...

Now, now, let's not be so harsh on poor UIUC physics professor and cyberstalker George Gollin (George D. Gollin, George Dana Gollin).

These are relatively rare and isolated incidents.  How could you expect George Gollin (George D. Gollin, George Dana Gollin) to know about them?.  It's not like there were more than a few of these mutants….



Well, okay, maybe more than a few, but it's not like there were dozens…..



Um, okay, not more than a few hundred?



What!?!?!?  Oh no, 386 altogether?????!!!!!??????

This deficiency has resulted in the following:
Sale of 386 investigational hogs for slaughter for food since April 2001 without prior authorization from FDA.

Damn, I'm hungry. Time for lunch.

[Albert Hidel]

What if someone wrote about the hog story the way Gollin writes about his big diploma mill scoops?

Gene Lab Freak Beast Eats Kid
UIUC Mutant Hog Devours Innocent Child
Physics Professor George Gollin Stands By and Does Nothing
As Baby's Blood-Curdling Screams For Help Fall on Deaf Ears

Prof Says Child Rescue Not Part of Community Service Obligation


Only seconds away from a slow, agonizing death, 3-year old Urbana resident Wilmer Cook struggles vainly to escape the vicious grasp of an experimental mutant hog's lethal fangs.  UIUC physics professor George Gollin (George D. Gollin, George Dana Gollin) was standing only inches away, but did nothing to save the screaming toddler.

[Armando Ramos]

This is a matter of the gravest concern to me.  George Gollin (George D. Gollin, George Dana Gollin) has undertaken to protect me from sub-standard diplomas and college degrees, for which I am eternally grateful.

But why isn't George Gollin (George D. Gollin, George Dana Gollin) protecting me from mutant genetic lab experiments in my food?   I just bought a ham sandwich at the 7-11 today.  What if that sandwich was infested by some sort of mutated genetic freak ham instead of real, honest-to-goodness kosher ham?  I'll never feel safe again unless I know that George Gollin himself has personally inspected every slice of ham on my sandwich.

Also, I parked under a palm tree yesterday and a pigeon crapped on my car.  Why isn't George Gollin (George D. Gollin, George Dana Gollin) protecting my car from pigeon crap?  It's unsanitary and unsightly, plus I either have to wash it off myself or take my car to a car wash and pay them to wash it off.  If George Gollin is protecting me, shouldn't George Gollin also be protecting my car?

I'm thinking of cancelling the fire and liability insurance on my house.  After all, with George Gollin (George D. Gollin, George Dana Gollin) protecting me I really don't need to worry about that, do I?  Plus I could donate the money I save to a worthy cause, like Obama's campaign or the socialist worker's party or something.

Last week it rained.  I got caught out and really got soaked.  I had to ask myself, where the hell is that damn George Gollin (George D. Gollin, George Dana Gollin) with the umbrella?  I mean, is he protecting me or what?  Somebody ought to hold a congressional hearing about this rain business, because it just falls all over and makes everybody wet and the streets get slippery.  Somebody might crash or slip and fall.  We need George Gollin to protect us.

[ham]

kosher ham?

I don't think they eat pork...

[Brian Crawford]

kosher ham?

I don't think they eat pork...

I George Gollin (George D. Gollin and George Dana Gollin) am so sorry I cannot help with this pig issue because my wife will not us my last name and doesn't allow me to speak with her because she is a Vice Provost and I am only a simple professor who reports to a department chair. But did you guys hear I'm a CHEA Commissinor?

PS: Is is not true my lesbian daughter has anything to do with the pigs. Did I mention we are Jewsih and don't eat pork?

George Gollin (George D. Gollin and George Dana Gollin)
UIUC physics professor