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| Down With InstantCert... |
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Posted by: Ryan Steele - 07-06-2010, 06:12 AM - Forum: General Education Discussions
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...and DegreeForum.net!
Has anyone ever been to that site? It never gets mentioned here. They steal $20 a month and provide nothing that a google search couldn't for free. Worse yet, they are a breeding ground for "students" of the Easy Three. That's right! For $20 a month you can learn JUST ENOUGH to pass an array of exams that are already substandard and need I mention EASY?
Here's the trick, the exams are both multiple-choice and written in third grade English. ANYONE can pass them without preparation at all. So what happens? Some ignorant self-abuser gets nervous, shovels out money and receives a truck load of Jurassic Crap, passes the test and then thanks InstantCert for it. Most of the comments in the forum look like:
"I only went through InstantCert once, about 1 hour before the exam. I didn't understand any of the questions, but somehow I passed it. WOW, InstantCert REALLY WORKS!!!"
"I took 20 exams in one week, and I only studied for 5 hours total! I must be smarter than everyone else, because that is 2 years worth of credit, and now I am ready to graduate from a REAL SCHOOL (Excelsior)!!!!!"
"I went to the library and took out 15 books on Psychology and memorized every single word of. Then I spent an hour or two using InstantCert. I failed the test. I know I should have used InstantCert more."
This atrocity is happening right before our very eyes, education is doomed if they are allowed to continue. IC + EC = EZ
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| Elmer v. AlGore: Who Is The Bigger Massage Pig? |
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Posted by: Dickie Billericay - 07-01-2010, 06:58 AM - Forum: Gregg DesElms
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What is up with these socialist nutjobs? As if expoiting the entire world with global warming bullshit wasn't enough, they have to exploit some $100 masseuse too. At least Greggy had the courtesy to leave a $39,900 tip.
Gore: 'Come On, Baby, Release My Chakra'
Quote:Wednesday, June 30, 2010
By Ben Shapiro
Al Gore didn't merely invent the Internet. He invented romance. At least that's how the mainstream media played his marriage to Tipper.
When he Frenched his wife on national television in 2000, the journalistic crowd swooned."In Vice President Al Gore's campaign to change his robotic image," gushed The New York Times, "nothing may have helped more than the big smooch ... the kiss had an old-fashioned, romantic innocence."
Now, that "old-fashioned, romantic innocence" has withered away. According to a 73-page police report by a Portland, Ore., masseuse, Gore is not only an attempted adulterer, he's a "crazed sex poodle." And if any of what is laid forth in the report is true, he's also exceptionally weird.
His romantic evening with the masseuse began in Victorian-enough manner; he called the front desk of the Hotel Lucia on Oct. 24, 2006 and asked for a massage. When the masseuse arrived, Gore immediately turned on the global warming, hugging the masseuse a bit too close: "The hug went on a bit long, and I was taken just a bit aback by it," said the masseuse. She also admitted that she didn't protest because Gore "was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear ... that they were giving him 'the royal treatment.'"
Apparently, "royal treatment" at the Hotel Lucia includes thigh massages, as well as angry demands for touching below the waist. Finally, Gore let loose with immortal phraseology, asking the masseuse to "release ... his second chakra there."
For those who do not know, a "chakra" is a Sanskrit word for a force center, which exists on the "etheric" body of man. What does that mean? Nobody knows, but it allows leftist grease bags like Al Gore to sound spiritual when all they really want is a happy ending from a masseuse.
But the masseuse's journey into Al Gore's romantic wonderland continued. As she attempted to back out of the room slowly, Gore leapt to his feet and "wrapped [her] in an inescapable embrace," while caressing her "back and buttocks and breasts." More than the planet had a fever, apparently.
After forcing another Frencher on the masseuse and suggesting that they use the "treat box" in the room, Gore finally brought out his most seductive move: he steered her into the bedroom, where he brought out his iPod. He wanted the masseuse to listen to talentless Pink's soporific attack on President George W. Bush, "Dear Mr. President." She asks Bush some questions in the song's questions like "How do you sleep while the rest of us cry? ... How do you walk with your head held high? ... How can you say no child is left behind?" You can just see Gore bobbing his head in time to the music--perhaps the great man even did a little sexy dance for the nameless masseuse.
To put a capper on things, Gore jumped on her, pushed her back on the bed, Frenched her again, and then "groped [her] breasts and painfully squeezed [her] nipples ... pressed his pelvis against [hers]." Etc., etc., etc.
In essence, the former vice president of the United States let his chakra out of the lockbox.
The best part of the story was yet to come, however. When the masseuse told her friends that she'd been sexually assaulted by the horny horned-owl hero, they answered her in typical liberal fashion: "Suck it up; otherwise, the world's going to be destroyed from global warming."
You have to love people who are so stupid that they think Al Gore's blustering blather about saving the planet means he gets to rape anybody he pleases. But then again, we've heard that song and dance before. Remember Betty Friedan justifying Clinton's sexual assaults and dalliances? Or Gloria Steinem? Or Nina Burleigh, former White House correspondent for Time, who once explained, "I'd be happy to give him a blow job just to thank him for keeping abortion legal"?
So far, the media is avoiding any mention of the complaint about Gore, preferring to focus on titillating issues like the Elena Kagan hearings and the interminable oil leak. The comedians of the world are avoiding the Gore debacle like flies avoid vinegar.
That's what we call selective coverage. If you're a liberal, you can literally get away with probable murder (Teddy Kennedy), rape (Bill Clinton), children out of wedlock (John Edwards), association with known racists and terrorists (Barack Obama), involvement with the mob (JFK), pimping out gay prostitutes from your apartment (Barney Frank) and membership in the KKK (Robert Byrd), so long as you believe in bigger government and less financial freedom.
If you're a conservative, you get ousted for complimenting a racist on his 100th birthday (Trent Lott) or having a consensual affair (John Ensign, Mark Souder, etc.). That's not to say that Lott and Co. shouldn't have resigned--it's just to say that if they'd been Democrats, they'd be sitting secure in their seats, their brows bound with victorious wreaths.
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| Degree Chat Closes |
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Posted by: Martin Eisenstadt - 06-30-2010, 03:22 PM - Forum: General Education Discussions
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Sad to see that the degree.com discussion forum is closed. This was the successor in interest to Robert J's DegreeBoard, one of the best DL discussion forums ever. It did not fare well after the change in administration, being largely overtaken by spammers. May the DL Gods impose a similar fate on the gay boy porn front Debris Inflow.
Quote:Our chat forum has been closed
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http://chat.degree.com/
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| A BIG OPPORTUNITY FOR DOOGLEARSE |
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Posted by: BROWN TEAL - 06-30-2010, 02:43 PM - Forum: Nominees, second-stringers, others
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| ST CLEMENTS UNIVERSITY |
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Posted by: BROWN TEAL - 06-30-2010, 07:21 AM - Forum: Distance Learning Discussion
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St Clements, which largely operates out of Australia, appears to be a highly successful private University. I'm on their emailing list for their publication - "VERITAS" - which always makes interesting reading.
It is interesting to note that St Clements hardly ever raises a mention amongst those 'world authorities' on the other forum, yet it is unaccredited!
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| Ted Heiks - new DI moderator |
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Posted by: Little Arminius - 06-29-2010, 09:09 AM - Forum: Nominees, second-stringers, others
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Theodore Lamar Heiks Wrote:Introducing Ted Heiks
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Ted Heiks was born in Columbus, Ohio, on January 21, 1962, the son of two poor as church mice college students at Ohio State. When Ted Heiks' father graduated with his Bachelor of Mechanical Engineering with Nuclear Option in June 1963, the family headed to Oak Ridge, Tennessee, where Ted's dad worked for the Atomic Energy Commission and did further studies at the Oak Ridge School of Reactor Technology. In 1966, Ted's dad took a summer job in Connecticut and then moved the family to Michigan in order to take a position with Consumers Power Company, now known as CMS Energy. That position lasted until August 1978, when Ted's dad took a vice-presidency at Plateau Resources Limited in Grand Junction, Colorado, a concern wholly owned by CMS Energy. While residing in Grand Junction, Ted Heiks graduated Fruita Monument High School on May 19, 1980 and began his collegiate studies at Mesa College, now known as Mesa State College. When Ted's advisor retired, Ted transferred to Western State College of Colorado www.western.edu, where he completed his BA in History and Political Science on August 3, 1984 and did further studies toward an MA in Social Studies with History Emphasis (but did not complete his graduate studies). Ted Heiks also did some work toward an MA in Mediaeval History at the University of Colorado Boulder www.colorado.edu (but did not graduate). Ted Heiks then resided in the Greater Seattle area from August 1986 to August 2001. During this time he completed an MBA in Entrepreneurship (1992) and an MBA in Marketing (1993) at City University www.cityu.edu, now known as City University of Seattle. Mr. Heiks also attempted a Master of Arts in Biblical Studies at Faith Evangelical Lutheran Seminary www.faithseminary.edu in Tacoma, Washington (another incomplete attempt at graduate studies). Mr. Heiks then attempted studies towards an MA in Humanities with History Emphasis at California State University Dominguez Hills www.csudh.edu and an MA in Civil War Studies at American Military University www.apus.edu (but dropped out of both simultaneously). Ted Heiks has lived in Ottawa County, Ohio, since August 2001. Ted Heiks acquired his first copy of Bears' Guide in 1992 and has been a member of degreeinfo.com since February 2005.
Ted Heiks Wrote:Ted Heiks is now a Moderator and Distinguished Senior Member.
Is it just me or did Ted include entirely more than I needed or wanted to know about him (and in the third person)? (Thank God he didn't feel obligated to once again discuss his lack of wood. I'm generally not squeamish but that is a topic best left between the unfortunate soul and his doctor.)
Will Ted be a net plus or minus for DI?
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